The other night I took my 38 Tauren hunter, Kukui, to Thelsamar to get a coin from the elder there. It wasn't any trouble getting the key and getting away from the guards, but after they had leashed back I noticed that a 46 male human warlock, Aauron, had followed me outside of town, flagged, and was generally jumping around and looking for a fight. Although he had 8 levels on me and I'd not yet even done a single duel with my hunter, I figured it would least be an education. And it was: I took off maybe 10-20% of his hp before he killed me.

Cool, now I know not to attack warlocks who are 8 levels above me. I return to my corpse, res, and start to heal myself but am immediately attacked again! Apparently this guy's ego wasn't sufficiently satisfied by demolishing someone 8 levels beneath him, he had to corpse camp. I felt like I had shown this guy respect by obliging his desire to fight, and he had betrayed it by being an jerk.

Filled with anger I logged on my druid and made my way from UC all the way to Loch Modan. Not for a minute did I both expect to find him and find him flagged, but..I dunno, maybe I could pester him or something. I wasn't really thinking. When I got to Loch Modan, I logged in an Alliance alt to see where he was and found he had moved down to Redridge. Sigh...I told myself I'd quit if he left Redridge before I got there, and made the trip.

When I got to Redridge I figured he must be in town if anywhere, as 46 is pretty high for that zone, so I stealthed, turned on the Track Humanoids, and headed into town. Almost immediately, I picked him up on Man-dar, appearing to be in the inn! Feeling simultaneously excited for finding him and stupid for knowing he wouldn't be flagged anyway I headed into the inn. Didn't appear to be downstairs, so I headed to the second floor. What I saw there put my brain into WTF-lock for several seconds:

He was lying in a bed...
with a female nelf lying on top of him, and...
......he was still flagged.

After I recovered from my shock I spent the next 3 seconds getting the most satisfying kill I've had in this game.

Aauron: thank you, thank you, thank you. If I had caught you checking your mail or doing some other boring task I imagine it wouldn't have been a tenth as satisfying. Nothing can compare with ganking you while you were in the middle of "making out" with your "woman".